oh my darling

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

July, 21st 2014 @ 23:01 / 179887 / Permalink

words-of-emotion:

While you cook I’ll hold you from behind kiss you on your neck and tell you how lucky I am to have you

July, 21st 2014 @ 23:00 / 1781 / Permalink
"If you can’t handle me at my 666 then you don’t deserve me at my 420."
Marilyn Monroe (via controllare)
July, 21st 2014 @ 23:00 / 88650 / Permalink
class-ifiedx:

Personal, love, intimate :)
carbonatred:

babe. u still mad
July, 18th 2014 @ 01:27 / 243615 / Permalink

marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

July, 18th 2014 @ 01:24 / 208551 / Permalink

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

July, 17th 2014 @ 02:31 / 225543 / Permalink

between-caffeine-andnicotine:

fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter. 

so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.

July, 17th 2014 @ 02:28 / 323783 / Permalink
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handsssalloverr:

who am i kidding the only exercise i need is sex

July, 17th 2014 @ 02:26 / 21657 / Permalink