Ice bucket challenge got me like
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reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.
6. discount candy
2014 @ 15:08 / 314107 / Permalink
"I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it."
2014 @ 15:08 / 603008 / Permalink
"In a relationship, you need somebody who’s going to call you out, not somebody who’s going to let everything slide. You need somebody who doesn’t want to live without you, but can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one."
2014 @ 15:00 / 57566 / Permalink
"Learn to say ‘no’ — to yourself. Don’t keep wearing high heels if you hate them; don’t keep smoking if you’re disgusted by the way you smell the morning after; stop wasting entire days on your couch if you’re going to complain about missing the sun."
25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25 (via l-eer
2014 @ 15:00 / 13878 / Permalink
Don’t you dare let me leave.
Say to me, “Whatever confronts us, we’ll get through it together.”
Just don’t let me leave.
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